| surprised i remembered this password......well...ummm....long time since i have been on here...wow over a year...
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| Laugh your ass off
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
thanx alex |
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| I WANT SOMTHING I CAN NEVER HAVE.....AND I NEED TO ACCEPT THAT I WILL NEVER HAVE IT......MY LIFE SUCKS RIGHT NOW...GRRRRRRRRRR.
.....................................I HATE MY SELF................................................... |
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| hi, here i am in choices still being extreamly bored...i wish i had not skipped all the time with heather.
I have had my heart ripped out and stomped on too many times....i need to move on and realize it will never happen....
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i am so confused these days, i am havinf fellings of depression that werent there before, i miss the good old day when "drama" never existed
thats all for now |
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